Product Description
We all know that when a child makes up his/her mind nothing short of a miracle can change it. “How to Con Your Kid” puts the power back in your hands and makes that two foot tall person (known as your kid) a little less scary.
This book has time tested and parent approved tips and tricks to getting through the most difficult times of the day: mealtime, bedtime, bathtime, and basically any time but nap time (God’s gift to parents).
Examples:
Medicine tastes great when it’s “superhero juice”.
Hair brushing becomes necessary when it gets rid of the grumpy witch called “Knotty”.
Bathing is yucky. “Swimming” is fun!
For every situation this book has short cons, step-by-step scams, and how to stay one step ahead if you think they’re catching on to you.
Bonus: Chore Chart, Magic Word’s Chart, and Certificate of Heroism (with stickers!) to bring legitimacy to your cons.
This book has time tested and parent approved tips and tricks to getting through the most difficult times of the day: mealtime, bedtime, bathtime, and basically any time but nap time (God’s gift to parents).
Examples:
Medicine tastes great when it’s “superhero juice”.
Hair brushing becomes necessary when it gets rid of the grumpy witch called “Knotty”.
Bathing is yucky. “Swimming” is fun!
For every situation this book has short cons, step-by-step scams, and how to stay one step ahead if you think they’re catching on to you.
Bonus: Chore Chart, Magic Word’s Chart, and Certificate of Heroism (with stickers!) to bring legitimacy to your cons.


