<![CDATA[Books]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/books.html Fri, 30 Jul 2010 10:44:39 +0000 Zend_Feed http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss <![CDATA[New Parent Fun Book]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/books/new-parent-fun-book.html The baby book has been reinvented into a hilarious keepsake for new parents. This New Parents’ Fun Book turns parenting into the ultimate fun activity. Packed with games, puzzles, crafts and all kinds of crazy activities. You’ll be laughing yourself silly through baby’s first year! Measures: 6.5"W x 8.25"H. 96 pages
$12.95
]]> Fri, 30 Jul 2010 10:44:39 +0000 <![CDATA[Astounding After Dinner Magic Tricks]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/books/astounding-after-dinner-magic-tricks.html Are you looking to amaze and entertain your dinner guests? They'll never know what you have up your sleeve. Be prepared to dazzle!
$11.95
]]> Fri, 30 Jul 2010 10:44:39 +0000 <![CDATA[Totally Hilarious After Dinner Games and Diversions]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/books/totally-hilarious-after-dinner-games.html Play these games with your dinner guest and hours of fun will follow. There's something for everyone. Let the games begin!
$11.95
]]> Fri, 30 Jul 2010 10:44:39 +0000 <![CDATA[Fabulous After Dinner Puzzles,Quizzes and Trivia]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/books/fabulous-after-dinner-puzzles-quizzes-and-trivia.html This little book is packed full of puzzles,quizzes and trivia questions to entertain friends and family. Gourmet brain food!
$11.95
]]> Fri, 30 Jul 2010 10:44:39 +0000 <![CDATA[The Complete Manual of Things that Might Kill You ]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/books/the-complete-manual-of-things-that-might-kill-you.html This book is dedicated to the hypochondriac’s perspective on health. With over 300 deadly diseases profiled and conveniently organized by symptom (real or imagined), even the mildest hypochondriac’s fantasy life will be ignited. We’re all going to die of something so why not choose an ailment that’s rare and hard to pronounce?
$19.95
]]> Fri, 30 Jul 2010 10:44:39 +0000 <![CDATA[How to Get Fat Book]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/books/how-to-get-fat-book.html It’s not easy to gain weight. Everywhere you look there’s another excuse not to eat. Too busy for snack time or meals, the incessant desire to get out there and exercise—sometimes it just feels like the cards are stacked against you. Even if you’ve failed at weight gain before, this easy, step-by-step guide, will show you the way. Explore the pleasures of amplitude—it’s time to get fat! Hardcover; 4.875”W x 7.175 “H; 192 pages; full-color throughout
$9.95
]]> Fri, 30 Jul 2010 10:44:39 +0000 <![CDATA[How To Have An Ill-Behaved Dog Book]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/books/how-to-have-an-ill-behaved-dog-book.html Have you ever been to the dog park and wondered, “How do those people achieve such ill-behaved dogs?”. Or maybe you’re thinking about adopting a canine companion and want to start off on the right paw. Whether you’re experienced or new at the pet game, this book will teach you the most cutting-edge techniques for cultivating a dog who doesn’t listen, barks incessantly, and destroys your belongings. Hardcover; 4.875”W x 7.175 “H; 192 pages; and full-color throughout.
$9.95
]]> Fri, 30 Jul 2010 10:44:39 +0000 <![CDATA[How to Drive Like a Maniac Book]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/books/how-to-drive-like-a-maniac-book.html Maniac drivers make it look so easy as they cut us off, but now, for the first time, their secrets are available to the rest of us. How do they manage to talk on the phone, put on make-up, eat and change lanes all at the same time? Whether you’re a grandma or just plain sensible, you’ll be driving offensively, honking your horn, and gunning it through late yellows in no time. Hardcover; 4.875 x 7.175 inches; 192 pages and full-color throughout
$9.95
]]> Fri, 30 Jul 2010 10:44:39 +0000 <![CDATA[How to Procrastinate Book]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/books/how-to-procrastinate-book.html Are you conscientious, punctual and productive? Now there’s help. Because work expands to fit the time available, it’s never been easier to do the minimum amount of work in the maximum amount of time. Whether you’re naturally organized, cursed with achievement, or simply obsessive-compulsive, we’ll show you how to stop performing and start procrastinating today. Or tomorrow! Hardcover; 4.875”W x 7.175 “H; 192 pages with full-color throughout.
$9.95
]]> Fri, 30 Jul 2010 10:44:39 +0000 <![CDATA[How to Get into Debt Book]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/books/how-to-get-into-debt-book.html We all long for debt, but for some it just seems so unattainable. Armed with the step-by-step tools we’ve provided, you’ll be fighting off collection agencies and delaying payments to your bankruptcy attorney in no time. Whether your weakness is over-earning or underspending, you’ll learn to maximize the gap between your income and your outflow, all at the highest possible interest rates. Hardcover; 4.875”W x 7.175”H; 192 pages with full-color throughout
$9.95
]]> Fri, 30 Jul 2010 10:44:39 +0000 <![CDATA[Dad Labs Guide to Fatherhood]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/books/dad-labs-book.html The guys at Dad Labs have you covered. Full of hilarious and practical information inspired by their award-winning website, this book will teach you plenty of guy-friendly, earthy, sometimes off-color, but always practical advice. Dad Labs Guide to Fatherhood proves that being a guy with a sense of humor and being a skillful parent are not always mutually exclusive.
$16.95
]]> Fri, 30 Jul 2010 10:44:39 +0000 <![CDATA[How To Con Your Kid Book]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/books/how-to-con-your-kid-book.html We all know that when a child makes up his/her mind nothing short of a miracle can change it. “How to Con Your Kid” puts the power back in your hands and makes that two foot tall person (known as your kid) a little less scary. This book has time tested and parent approved tips and tricks to getting through the most difficult times of the day: mealtime, bedtime, bathtime, and basically any time but nap time (God’s gift to parents). Examples: Medicine tastes great when it’s “superhero juice”. Hair brushing becomes necessary when it gets rid of the grumpy witch called “Knotty”. Bathing is yucky. “Swimming” is fun! For every situation this book has short cons, step-by-step scams, and how to stay one step ahead if you think they’re catching on to you. Bonus: Chore Chart, Magic Word’s Chart, and Certificate of Heroism (with stickers!) to bring legitimacy to your cons.
$14.95
]]> Fri, 30 Jul 2010 10:44:39 +0000 <![CDATA[Dog Owners Manual ]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/books/dog-owners-manual.html Owning a dog is no joke! Your dog is a part of your family and understanding his/her canine technology will greatly improve your interactions with each other. This hilarious- and helpful book answers frequently asked questions on all things dog. From choosing the right dog to training it to be a productive member of dog society, this book provides step-by-step instructions and three dimensional diagrams to turn anyone into a dog owning pro. Author Dr. David Brunner is a celebrated veterinarian who leaves no stone unturned (or should we say ‘no shoe unchewed’?) with insightful advice for both novice and expert dog owners.
$15.95
]]> Fri, 30 Jul 2010 10:44:39 +0000 <![CDATA[Cat Owners Manual]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/books/cat-owners-manual.html For anyone who’s ever questioned your own intelligence against your cat’s- this is the book for you. In hilarious wordplay and schematics, author Sam Stall and Veterinarian David Brunner break down the makeup of a cat into easily understandable and manageable parts. An informative read cover-to-cover for newbies and cat owning professionals alike. Also, the glossary, emergency maintenance, and index make The Cat Owner’s Manual great to use in daily, weekly, or monthly referencing on all questions cat.
$15.95
]]> Fri, 30 Jul 2010 10:44:39 +0000 <![CDATA[Baby Owners Manual]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/books/baby-owners-manual.html Baby care made simple! Anyone who’s ever read any type of instruction manual can understand how to operate, trouble-shoot, and maintain their brand-new baby! Unlike other manuals, this one helps with all things NOT included, such as: preparation and home installation, burping, bonding, weaning, and all the other puzzlements found on new parents. Practical advice you never even thought to ask in simple, easy to follow, instructions and schematics.
$15.95
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