<![CDATA[Novelty Gifts]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts.html Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 Zend_Feed http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss <![CDATA[Public Toilet Survival Kit]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/public-toilet-survival-kit.html Strong enough to fight even the scariest bathroom’s germs, this toilet survival kit has everything you need to emerge from the experience without any diseases! Each kit includes one toilet seat cover, two antiseptic wipes and one pair of latex-free disposable gloves. Concealed in a handy tin, this kit is the perfect size to carry in a purse or back-pack and always be prepared!
$4.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Saving to Start a New Business Tin Bank]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/saving-to-start-a-new-business-tin-bank.html The wealthiest people are the ones who work for themselves! Save up to start your own business and escape your horrible job with our tin bank! Be brave, if you save it, all your financial dreams will come true! Measures 3.5” by 4.5”
$7.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Weed Tin Pocket Box]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/weed-tin-pocket-box.html This tin pocket box is an exact replica of a 1920's cigarette case. Features Chinese label, packaging, and advertising art that's been "re-contextualized" (to say the least). Measures 4 1/8" l x 3 1/16" d x 5/8" h
$5.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Touched Genitals Hand Sanitizer ]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/touched-genitals-hand-sanitizer.html The Number One After-Genital-Contact Hand Sanitizer. Now kills 99.99% of germs on contact! 2 oz./ 59 ml.
$4.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Mustache Gift Wrap]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/mustache-gift-wrap.html Our mustache wrapping paper includes a variety of mustache styles! The men in your family will appreciate this modern manly wrap without all the normal frills! Also makes wrapping more fun for the gift giver! Each package contains two sheets of paper measuring 20 inches by 30 inches.
$4.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Mr. Bacon Air Freshener]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/mr-bacon-air-freshener.html Our Mr. Bacon air freshener will have the smoky scent of bacon wafting through your home or car in no time! Hang from your car’s rearview mirror and let Mr. Bacon dance along with you on every road trip or mundane morning commute! Mr. Bacon stands almost 4 inches tall and includes string for hanging.
$2.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Crap Pad]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/crap-pad.html Getting things done? Writing a to-do list always feels good, but with this boldly jaded pad in hand, you’ll really show your crap who’s boss. Divide and conquer crap by category, then check it off as you get it done. The crap stops here. Also includes a handy crappiness scale. Measures 6”x9”. 60 sheets.
$7.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Freeloader Fork]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/freeloader-fork.html Ever been tempted by a passing dessert cart? Desired a dab of your dinner companion's delicious dumplings? The metal Freeloader Fork looks like a normal fork, but it telescopically extends to a length of 21"! At its full length it allows you to surreptitiously taste other's food and never be suspected. It can also be used as a pointer for culinary lectures, a back scratcher or a humorous conductor's wand.
$9.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Yummy Pocket - Taco]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/yummy-pocket-taco.html This taco shaped cloth pocket is the perfect place to stuff your keys, phone and money. It’s deliciously stylish. Measures 7.5’’x 4” x 2”.
$6.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Daily Mood Flipchart]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/daily-mood-flipchart.html With The Daily Mood Flipchart, you can keep everyone informed as to how you're feeling at any given moment. With 47 moods to choose from, you should be able to express your feelings in no uncertain terms. Each mood comes with it's own emotion, snarky definition, fascinating facts, and sample sentences. (People say I'm apathetic, I just don't care.) This crucial little desk accessory will be the envy of all your colleagues!
$8.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Salt & Pants]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/salt-pants.html Cute little guy dispenses salt from his head and pepper from his pants! What a conversation starter! Matte-glaze ceramic with silicone stoppers.
$9.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Gingerdead Men Cookie Cutter]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/gingerdead-men-cookie-cutter.html This all in one cookie cutter and stamp is a spooky twist on a Christmas classic. Bring back the ghosts of all those dead gingerbread men from holidays past. That crumbling sound from the kitchen is your reminder for a spooky midnight snack! Gingerdead men cookie cutters are 5.5 inches tall and made from food-safe plastic.
$7.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Mr Bacon]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/mr-bacon.html This bendable bacon buddy wants to play with you and make your life meatier! You love bacon! You will love Mr Bacon! Soft vinyl action figure with bendable arms and legs. 5.5" tall, 3+ years
$5.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Earbuds - Gems]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/earbuds-gems.html Add bling to your listening experience with these adorable gem earbuds - compatible with devices with standard 3.5mm headphone sockets, eg. MP3 players, PDA, portable gaming systems and laptops. Includes two sets of silicone tips - standard for adults, small for children.
$12.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Wasted and Broke Ramen Noodles]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/wasted-and-broke-ramen-noodles.html Chicken flavor. Honest-to-goodness ramen noodles made by one of the world's finest makers of Instant Noodles. 3oz 85g
$2.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Hello Lazy Ramen Noodles]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/hello-lazy-ramen-noodles.html Chicken flavor. Honest-to-goodness ramen noodles made by one of the world's finest makers of Instant Noodles. 3oz 85g
$2.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Thanks for Scooping Hand Sanitizer ]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/ocd-hand-sanitizer.html For those who know who's in charge. And those in charge are NOT the ones picking up cat turds. Now refill my bowl too, will ya? Kills 99.9% of germs on contact. 2 oz./ 59ml.
$4.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Go To Rehab Tin Bank]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/go-to-rehab-tin-bank.html We all have problems that we don’t want to admit too, with this classy tin, you can save up for the aftermath! Let’s face it; an unexpected shake down from the police might just result in community service! Just ask Lindsay Lohan and multiple other Hollywood stars! You might as well be ready for it, because you’ll get caught eventually! If you’re one of the lucky ones to never get caught…….then use it for therapy! Measures 3.5” by 4.5”
$7.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[New Computer Tin Bank]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/new-computer-tin-bank.html Is your computer more than 3 months old? Then it’s time to buy a new one and you can save your money with this tin bank! RAM it full of your extra change to save up for those extra gigabytes you know you need, but can't afford... yet! Measures 3.5” by 4.5”
$7.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[New Shoes Tin Bank]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/new-shoes-tin-bank.html The higher the heel, the closer you are to heaven! Start your own secret shoe fund and splurge on the highest pair you can find! Add your change every day when you get home and before you know it, you’ll be searching for that perfect pair of Louboutin’s! Measures 3.5” by 4.5”
$7.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Pickle Bandages]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/pickle-bandages.html I love pickles. Never underestimate their protective power! Each 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze in a juicy pickle shape and a FREE TOY to help take away those sour pickle tears.
$4.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Talking Mustache Key Chain]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/talking-mustache-key-chain.html Everyone loves mustaches. The hilarious Talking Mustache Key Chain says "Well, helloooo there" at the push of a button.
$4.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Bicycle bag from Envirosax]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/bicycle-bag-from-envirosax.html This foldable bag will delight vintage-loving eco-shoppers who savor the simple things in life. Whether you’re riding your bicycle to the market or enjoying a picnic in the park, this will be a bag you cherish. Super spacious when unrolled and compact when rolled for easy storage. Weight Capacity 44lbs Bag Dimensions (in pouch): 4” x 1.7” Bag Dimensions (unrolled): 19.7” x 16.5’’
$8.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Hanging Harry Light Pull]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/hanging-harry-light-pull.html Poor Harry, hanging around all day….it all got to be too much! He DOES make a very useful light pull handle, though! Harry is 5” long and made from silicon rubber. Can also be used as the pull on window blinds .
$11.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Handerpants]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/handerpants.html Fingerless gloves that look and feel like men's underpants. Slip them on under your gloves for extra warmth and protection or wear them on their own to make a vaguely inappropriate fashion statement! 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fits most hands.
$11.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Wine Monkey]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/wine-monkey.html Don't monkey around - this wine monkey loves to party and parties love him! Slip a wine monkey onto your bottle or red or white or even 'chimpagne' and you're covered. Made from an all-American red heel sock, adults only.
$9.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Ultimate Geek Pen]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/ultimate-geek-pen.html This high tech gadget has enough bells and whistles to make most geeks drool! Simply twist the metal tip one way and you get a ballpoint pen, twist it the other way and you get a stylus tip for use with PDAs and games. Press the top button to turn on the laser pointer, press the bottom button to cycle through the flashlight and UV light. The flashlight even comes on a flexible rod for precision aiming. 5-1/4" long. Batteries included.
$9.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Saving Up For Some Good Weed]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/saving-up-for-some-good-weed.html Good weed doesn’t come cheap. Take the pain out of the purchase with a coin by coin savings plan. Bank measures 3.5" x 4.5"
$7.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Pirate Bandages]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/pirate-bandages.html Dry up those tears with these cool pirate adhesive bandages. Each box contains fifteen, 3” x 1” latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze. There is also a bonus FREE TOY inside each box.
$4.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Shticks]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/shticks.html You've seen it while driving - putting on make-up, texting, tailgating.......... Ever wanted to communicate with your fellow drivers? Now you can with these 10 double-sided Shticks hand-held signs - 18 witty messages ranging from 'WTF?' to 'Have a great day!', plus a blank Shtick to create your own messages. Fun, colorful, durable.
$15.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Saving To Quit My Job Tin Bank]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/saving-to-quit-my-job-tin-bank.html Whoever said money can’t buy you happiness was lying. Every penny saved in this bank will get you closer to the door and closer to freedom. Bank measures 3.5" x 4.5"
$7.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Pot Holder, by Gama-Go]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/pot-holder-by-gama-go.html Quality construction, safe up to 500 degrees F., 100% silicone, dishwasher safe. A great gift!
$7.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Murder Ink Note Pad and Pen]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/murder-ink-note-pad-and-pen.html Leave little reminders of tasks that need to get done, or ELSE! Murder Ink includes a 300 page notepad and blood splattered pen so that every reminder is sure to get the point across.
$7.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Dead Fred Pen Holder]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/dead-fred-pen-holder.html Is work getting to you? Do you need to release some pent up anger and frustration? Tired of always losing your pen? Fred could be the answer to all your issues. Your pen will always be right on hand AND you get to stab him whenever you feel the need. The most unnecessarily violent pen holder on the market. Fred is 5” long and made from silicone rubber.
$11.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Sock Monkey Key Caps]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/sock-monkey-key-caps.html Slide these fun monkeys over your keys and never mix them up again! Their cute little sock monkey faces will not only put a smile on your face, but they'll help with the endless key confusion we all struggle with. Two key caps, one pink and one blue, are in each package.
$4.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Emergency Clown Nose]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/emergency-clown-nose.html We have a melt down emergency….get the clown-nose stat! Take your comic behaviors to new levels with this classic clown nose. Your kids will love it! You will look ridiculous, but that’s the objective right? Never leave home without it. This emergency clown nose comes in a plastic jar with a screw-top lid.
$4.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Mix Stix]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/mix-stix.html A set of classic beechwood spoons with a difference – a clever combination of spoon and drumstick! Mix, stir, then flip them around and start beating out your rhythm on pots, pans, cupboards – be a rockstar in your own kitchen! Get beating!
$9.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Holy Toast Stamper]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/holy-toast-stamper.html In the beginning there was bread. Make that boring bread inspirational with the Holy Toast Stamp! Press the easy-to-use stamper into the bread, toast it and behold the miracle before your eyes. Measures 4” x 7.25” .
$3.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Freakeys Key Covers]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/freakeys-key-covers.html Remember the wiggly monster finger puppets from your childhood? Well here they are as handy key covers. But there is no need to be afraid of these little fellas. They are just there to jiggle around and help you identify your keys. Each pack contains 6 different styles and will fit most keys.
$5.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Backwards Clock]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/backwards-clock.html The numbers on this 10-1/2"-diameter plastic clock are arranged counterclockwise to help you keep track of how much time you're saving. Black exterior, black and white clock face, black hands and red second hand. Requires one AA battery (not included).
$13.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Jesus Shaves Mug]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/jesus-shaves-mug.html Pour in a hot beverage and watch Jesus' beard disappear! Mug is microwave safe, but not dishwasher safe
$11.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Duck Speaker]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/duck-speaker.html The Duck Speaker from Kikkerland produces a great, rich sound. Equipped with an LED indicator, 3mm audio jack, USB plug, and rechargeable battery. Perfect for sound on the go..
$16.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Duck LED Keychain]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/duck-led-keychain.html Need something to help your keys stand out, or need a quick keychain light? This Duck LED Keychain is just the thing you need, with a fun quacking sound! With a bright LED, you are sure to find you way.
$3.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Girl Squirrel Underpants]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/girl-squirrel-underpants.html Your neighborhood is full of poor little squirrels and other animals that don't even know they're naked! The “Small Animal Decency” Organization has been working to rid the world of small furry streakers, but previously had miniaturized male underpants only! Now the little ladies can strut their stuff in public and not have to worry about getting arrested! You'll no longer have to cover your children's eyes as the furry friends run wild through the trees and yards. Each pair of undies are perfectly pink and made from 95% cotton with a little spandex thrown in for those who have been munching on too many acorns! Also perfect for chipmunks, gophers, and baby woodchucks!
$6.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Gnarly Teeth]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/gnarly-teeth.html Every dentist has nightmares about teeth like these! Pick a different set of teeth every day, and even have a few sets in reserve! You’ll be able to change your appearance from hockey player to vampire at a moment’s notice! A perfect addition to any halloween costume or disguise! Set includes 9 soft plastic styles that can be mixed or matched and even worn on the top and bottom of your mouth!
$7.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Horse Head Mask]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/horse-head-mask.html Disguising yourself is quick and easy with this horsehead mask! The hard part is getting someone else to be the other end! A great addition to your halloween wardrobe, this latex mask even has a realistic and furry mane!
$25.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Shark Mug]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/shark-mug.html A plain white coffee mug? Think again! Shark attack mug looks normal from the outside but as you drink your coffee, a great white shark emerges from the depths! Makes a great gift for shark lovers, beach bums, or Jaws enthusiasts! Dishwasher and Microwave safe.
$9.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Finn Salt and Pepper]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/finn-salt-and-pepper.html Looking for those perfect salt and pepper shakers? Try the Finn Salt and Pepper Shakers. Almost looks like a shark is coming up through from underneath the table! Great décor on a kitchen table or countertop.
$8.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Inflatable Dinosaur Head]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/inflatable-dinosaur-head.html “I hunted that dino for years! Can’t tell you how much I spent in permits and travel expenses over the years! Guess I shouldn’t complain, it was well worth it….” Inflatable Dinosaur Head easily hangs on the wall, is made from durable vinyl, and is a great gag trophy for hunters! Also great as a decoration for your child's bedroom! Approx. 14” around and sticks out approx. 23” from wall.
$24.95
]]> Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:36:13 +0000 <![CDATA[Random Crap Cigar Box ]]> http://www.caddywampusstore.com/default/novelty-gifts/random-crap-cigar-box.html This brightly colored box features vintage Chinese art. It is also an exact replica of a 1920's tin cigar box including a riveted bracket to hold the top open. Measures 7 1/4"l x 5 1/2"d x 3 1/2h.
$14.95
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